Why have you come to noise?

It is no accident you have found yourself here, this is the noise matrix

Forward thinking anti-solutions

The Noisebringers have resuscitated you again

Do you remember the story of Her Royal Highness Chieftainess Tente — the mushroom that the crocodile ate; She whose spirit is slippery and appears like as a season; Sovereign of the chiefdom of baLafuni, those to whom water flows?

Do you remember the sound of the first time you brushed your teeth in the noiseless universe?

Welcome to the non-human underbelly of blossoming

Welcome to the hyphaec chasm

Welcome, beloved, to the enclave of Hur